You're barely even that.

"I wanna be like, unilingual, if that's even real."

- Outside Buchanan, overheard by Mr. Samuel.

You missed us.

Hey kids. We had a lull (moreso than normal) over midterms there, but we're back. Something crazy went down with the comments, but they should all be showing up now. Commenting is a good thing. Submitting is a good thing! So spread it on.

Party? I'm sorry, you must have mistaken us for UWO.

Bus Driver, on intercom: It's time to wake up, boys and girls! Welcome to UBC, home of pseudointellectual egos and the educated elite. But if you're just here for the party, that's okay, too. I'm just here for the party.

- 99 B-Line, overheard by J.

Their mothers were glass bottles.

Asian Hipster Boy 1: It really hurts me when people don't recycle.
Asian Hipster Boy 2: Yeah. I hear ya, man.

- Buchanan D, overheard by J.