Another lamb strays from the flock.

Loudly, while deciding for group presentations:

Girl: There's no gender and religion? Well, I guess I'm committed to porn.

- WMST 300 class, overheard by Heather

Cool kids only leave college when the kegs run dry.

Dude: Four years? Four years of college is like leaving a party at 10:30!

- Outside the SUB, overheard by Elizabeth

Run for it, Hermione!

Girl: You know what they should bring back? Witch trials.

- Vanier commonsblock, overheard by Shawn

We're nothing without you.

A new term has started and campus is undoubtedly buzzing with people saying crazy things. This blog, however, is practically silent. We're just an empty void if you don't email us your submissions. So tell your friends, tell your enemies, pimp out our address to everyone you know. If you've overheard it, we want to post it. Just don't forget to tell us where you were.

Now try to meet all 30,000,000 of us!

Girl: I can't believe how many Canadians I've met here!

- Campus, overheard by Becca