Maybe she should try the short bus.

A girl walks up to the #17 bus stop at UBC. She looks carefully at the sign on the side of the bus that reads "17 DOWNTOWN". She walks in front of the bus and stares at the even larger sign on the front of the bus that also reads "17 DOWNTOWN". She then climbs on the bus and asks the driver, "Does this bus go downtown?"

- Bus stop, overheard by Alena.