Maybe Old Dutch was having high turbidity levels too.

Girl: Why aren't there any chips? Chips aren't made of water!

- Magda's, overheard by Katie.

The younger folk prefer the term, "smoked too many joints."

Prof, after making a mistake on the board: Sorry... I guess I must have set off too many fireworks last night.

- BIOL 434, overheard by Megan.

Still beats being Robin.

I'm going to be stuck as a sidekick. Not even the cool kind that saves people, the kind that laughs and says "yes."

- Overheard by Rebecca.

Our cafs sell only the finest Dove muffins.

Girl: Usually muffins are totally gross and dry, but here they are like soooo moisturized!

- Vanier's, overheard by Dorothy.

You mean, "nachos?"

Girl: So, like, I find the f-word [fag] really insulting when my boyfriend uses it, but, like, I use it, but I’m bisexual so it's okay, and don’t really care. But then he uses the n-word, but that’s okay cause he has Hispanic friends.

- CSIS 300, overheard by Manuel.

Like, shut up.

Girl: Okay, so I’m from Fort Nelson, and like... everyone is like... you know... like... yeah. So I went to boarding school in Victoria... and like when I like went back to Fort Nelson and like, you know, wore a skirt to work, people were like, "Ooh la la."

- CSIS 300, overheard by Manuel.

Thou shalt not take the Drunk's name in vain.

Guy: I swear to drunk I'm not god!

- On the #17, overheard by Emily.